High-Technology Fashion Today
There's something sexy about wearable tech.
Okay, maybe not sexy in the traditional sense of "likely to win you favour with the opposite sex". Perhaps more sexy in the sense of "likely to boost your ubernerd street cred in the eyes of your peers, but perhaps not the kind of thing you'd wear to the mall in case you ran into someone you went to high school with". You know, that kind of sexy.
Anyway, the latest bit of wearable tech to float my boat is the awesome Wearable 39 key MIL-461 Specification Keyboard (pictured). Not exactly a sexy name, but this isn't some el cheapo piece of junk you'd buy from the kind of online retailer that sells USB missile launchers. This thing sells for AU$980 and is actually built to meet military standards.
I haven't seen the keyboard actually on sale yet, it's only just been announced in Australia by tech distributor Interworld Electronics - which isn't a retailer so it's not likely to sell you just one. The keyboard has been dubbed the AK-39, a sexy name that's far more likely to appeal to those looking to engage in a little backyard black ops.
According to Interworld; the AK-39 is; '"Constructed from high-impact ABS plastic and Industrial Silicon Rubber... designed to meet MIL-461 standards and intended for use in very harsh electro magnetic interference environments."
"The AK-39's small-footprint design features essential components for military and public safety applications, including an integrated Force Sensing Resistor (FSR) pointing device with left- and right-click functionality, and adjustable green LED backlighting that is also available in a night vision-compatible configuration. Designed with gloved users in mind, the AK-39's snap-on faceplate eliminates accidental key strokes and can be easily removed to clean the pad."
Forget public safety, this is the ultimate accessory for those who want to go creeping around Mission Impossible-style, doing their own theme music as they work towards world domination. Wearing night googles would be icing on the cake.
What Interworld doesn't make clear is that the AK-39 is actually a USB device, not wireless. This makes sense when you consider it's designed for "very harsh electro magnetic interference environments", but it seriously limits the AK-39's usefulness.
You can run around with the AK-39 strapped to your arm and dangle from wires like Tom Cruise... as long as you have a computer strapped to your back. Pity. USB makes it a very niche product. The option of Bluetooth or even RF would be a whole lot more useful, although then obviously vulnerable to jamming from your enemies - such as that kid around the corner who builds his own fuzz busters with spare parts from Tandy.
To be honest, I think netbooks and smartphones have almost killed off the idea of a wearable computer. Today I could achieve more with my iPhone or an Eee PC than I ever could with the concept wearable computers of days gone by, especially considering phones and netbooks feature a built-in display, mic, speaker and power source. It would be cool if you could clip a smartphone to the top of the AK-39, so you could use it as an external keyboard - although then your mum might ring you to come home for dinner before you'd finished your mission.
The AK-39 doesn't seem all that practical for most situations, but damn it looks sexy. If nothing else, you could use it to launch your USB missiles.
What do you look for in wearable tech and how would the AK-39 assist your plans for world domination?